Indiana laws
Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
'Thank you!'
While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.
'I think this one is definetly a lose- lose law'
Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.
'Good news for all you vampires out there that want to take the bus to see your favorite Dracula movie on the big screen.'
In South Bend, It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
'well dang... there goes my Friday night'
Florida
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards
'and revolving doors...forget about it'
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
'hahahahahahahahaha'
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
'There must be an exception if you're at Disney during Gay Pride week'
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
'ouch!!!... and why???'
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
'just use laundry detergent and kill two birds with one stone..yeah???'
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